en route; Next time I'm at Esquire, I stop by his office with a bottle of Kendall-Jackson red wine.
"Here", I say, handing it to him over his desk.
"What's this?"
"It's because you're depressed. The Bible says to bring wine to the heavy of heart."
"The Bible says that?"
"Yes. It also says that you shouldn't sing to people with a heavy heart. That'd be like rubbing vinegar in the wound."
"So you're not going to sing to me?"
"No."
- A. J. Jacobs, The Year of Living Biblically